Welcome
To my dearest friends, to my family and lovers, and to the blurring of lines that once divided those groups: I welcome you to my website. This is it. I'm sure you could tell... with effort.
I don't really know what I'm doing here yet, but I do know that you'll regret making fun of me once I'm done baking these muffins. Ooh, they'll be so tasty and hot and you won't get any. MMM! Freshly withheld muffins! How delectable!
I don't really know what I'm doing here yet, but I do know that you'll regret making fun of me once I'm done baking these muffins. Ooh, they'll be so tasty and hot and you won't get any. MMM! Freshly withheld muffins! How delectable!
That is, unless, you're a stranger?
If you are, why don't you click here to join the Discord! You can become my dearest friends, my familest family, a blurry muffin?
Sorry, I lost myself in the moment.
And if you're not a stranger, what the hell are you still doing reading this!
Get out of here you big ol' creep! C'mon, get! I-I'm throwing my now lukewarm balls of dough at you, I hope you're happy!
If you are, why don't you click here to join the Discord! You can become my dearest friends, my familest family, a blurry muffin?
Sorry, I lost myself in the moment.
And if you're not a stranger, what the hell are you still doing reading this!
Get out of here you big ol' creep! C'mon, get! I-I'm throwing my now lukewarm balls of dough at you, I hope you're happy!